Annual Apple Picking Trip

You had what for lunch?!?!

Gene: (Silently burps while drying Violet's hair)

Violet : Yuck! What is that smell?

Gene: Sorry Violet, that's probably my breath.  Daddy had a very stinky lunch today. 

Violet : What did you eat? ... POOPIE?!

Flowers Smell Like Purple

Scene : walking home with Ivy (from daycare) past a building with several freshly planted bushes.

Anna: Oh look at all the flowers! Look at that one, that's really pretty. 

Ivy: Flower!!!

Anna: What color is the flower?

Ivy: Pink!

Anna: That's right, it's pink! Let's go and smell it and find out what it smells like. 

Ivy (smells the flower): Smells like purple.