Monday, October 4, 2010

5 pounds until...

  • my wedding weight
  • I starve myself completely
  • fitting into my size 2 jeans
  • I can start eating dinner after 4 PM
  • people stop saying, "oh wow you lost almost all the baby weight"
  • I can shop again
I realize this post is likely offensive to anyone weighing more than 115 lbs, so for that I apologize.  Also, if you are under 115 pounds and are agreeing with all my bullet points, chances are that I hate you and think you need to focus on more productive things than being skinny.

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