The below are two ACTUAL conversations. I repeat, I did not make these up. These really took place!
Me: Violet, what do you want to eat today?
Violet: Ummm, a pee pee and poopie sandwich!
Me: Do you want ketchup and mustard on top of the poopie?
Violet: Mommy, you're soooo silly.
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Me: Gene, can you switch pick up/drop off with me on Thursday?
Gene: Sure, is everything okay?
Me: Oh, yeah, everything is fine. Kerry (my boss) wants to have a meeting and since her day is booked solid, the only available time is either 8am or 5pm.
Gene: Oh so poopie, with pee pee on top and poopie on top of that. Hehehe.
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I wonder where she gets it from?
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