Parenting 102

Lesson 2: don't change your baby at the first sound of a fart.  When we first entered the wonderful world of parenthood (listen to me, I sound like I have been doing this for ages) we would change Violet's diaper the second we heard some pooping action.  As soon as we would get a new diaper on, she would continue doin' her business.  This would result in us quickly changing her again and if we were lucky this cycle would only continue for 3-4 diaper changes in the span of 5 minutes.  Now that Violet is one month old and we are wise parents who feel like pros, we no longer rush to change her like when we were young and naive.