Crystal Ball

Two weeks left until our big 20 week ultrasound.  I am so excited to find out if we will be having a son or daughter.  According to all my Nostradamus friends, they say, "100% it's a boy."  Where were they when I was playing the lotto?  One friend went as far as to predict the sex of the future children we will be having.  In fact, he said, "You will keep having boys, but the more children you will have, the more likely you will get a girl.  Possibly 3rd child will be a girl.". Sounds like he wants me to compete with Jon and Kate plus 8.  I can see the show now: "Anna and Gene and their Football Team".  All the media outlets will pick it up and their headlines will read, "Woman keeps giving birth to baby boys, final tally: 26".   I will obviously have to write a book about what it is like to raise more than two dozen boys and have to travel in buses everywhere we go.  Gene will be propositioned by young, hot college bimbos, but he will always refuse and the media will crown him as father of the year.  After doing the Oprah show, we will decide that we are now done with all the attention and quietly disappear with the millions we earned from all the appearances (and retire in the south of France).