What Size?

Setting: Furniture shopping  for the new apartment


Saleslady: Are you expecting a baby?
Me: Yes, we are.
Saleslady: Oh, how nice.  When are you due?
Me: Late April.
Saleslady: Oh wow, quite the size you got there!!
Me: (to Gene) Is this *censored* for real? I am going to *censored* punch her in her old lady *censored*.